Top Ten “Fishing Pet Peeves”
10 – Litter Bugs ~ Pack it in – Pack it out. It’s that simple!
9 – Illegal Snagging ~ Git’em in the mouth or go home!
8 – Zipper Lipping “Buddies” ~ You know the guy who always wants to brag about the fish he caught and rub it in, then he gets lock jaw about where he got it. “Look what I caught!”, Where you get it at? “In the water”. Wrong answer! Don’t zipper lip your Pals unless you don’t want to go fishing with them again.
7 – Shortarms ~ The guys that can never reach his pockets when it comes to sharing expenses.
6 – The put downer ~ The guy who thinks the only fish worth fishing for is the fish that he’s catching. If you fish for anything else you’re a loser. “I only fly fish for trout” blah!
5 – No shows ~ The guy who makes plans with you, sometimes even push’s you into going. You saved a spot on your boat for him. Then cancels at the last minute or doesn’t even show up, sometimes without even a phone call.
4 – Hey where did all these people come from! ~ You catch a fish and all the sudden your surrounded by a zillion other people casting over your line. Solution: After you crush your beer can on your forehead, talk in your best redneck accent, loud enough so everyone can hear you, then say to your fishin buddy “Hey Billy Bob, hand me dat there shotgun. I heard its open season on &%$#@* today!
3 – Your fishing buddy who never brings his own beer but always manages to drink all yours! Or.. He brings his own bargain beer but drinks all your premium beer then starts drinking his bargain beer.
2 – The know it all. No matter what this buddy knows everything and makes sure to let you know it.
1 – The waster. This guy always keeps everything he catch’s. He puts it in his freezer then throws it away next year because its freezer burned beyond recognition.
